Corner Shop Woes

Now I can’t be the only person in the world that this happens to.

If such were the case, I would most definitely be insane. And I’m not… well, the jury is still out on that one. But anyway you’re probably wondering what I’m talking about.
Allow me to paint you a picture, if you please. My canvas is is your mind and my paint is… well, paint. Continue reading

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Short Story: The Hunter

The Hunter

A Short Story by Zo Hashim

I lay silent. Stiller than the blades of grass beside me. Stiller than the air above and around, failing to provide it’s cool and gentle embrace, instead shrouding us in the sickly embrace of the warmth. The gangrenous touch of an aged relative, like that grandmother you never see anymore. She likes to hug you and kiss you on the cheek, and while on your face you smile, your insides recoil, shunning the decay of time before you as if it were somehow contagious, complacently unaware that the disease had beset itself upon you since the moment of your birth.

The full moon was up, bathing the night in a gentle luminosity, beckoning out the creatures of myths and stories. I would welcome their arrival, creatures of fantasy and mystery. Some whose tales are told to inspire awe and mysticism, others whose stories inspire fear and dread. I would welcome them all, for I am a hunter, and the challenge of the hunt is what I hold dear.

My camouflage was complete, the garb bought from a store, yet drastically improved with my own Continue reading

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Stupid Captcha

Seriously. Like seriously?

I knew these stupid internet Captcha’s were getting more idiotic by the minute but today I got one with a letter that had an accent on it.

Seriously, who the fuck comes up with these?

MY KEYBOARD NON HABLO ESPANOL.

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Let’s Play Catch – Short Story

Let’s Play Catch

By Zo Hashim

‘Dad, can we play catch?’

I stood impatiently in the doorway, waiting for my father to reply. I was tempted to venture forward, but he was very strict about his rules. No going into the barn.

It wasn’t so much a barn in anything but name. I had decided that a while ago. I had been reading a book about farm animals and the barn was like a home for horses and to store farming tools. We had no horses. And while Dad Continue reading

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An Example of Honesty

I knew a person once.

He was fairly poor, earning only just enough to get by every month.

One day he was paying for his car parking. His bill was $2, and he inserted a $20 bill in the automated machine to pay for it. The machine rumbled and whirred and gave him his change.

$38.

He and I were both confused as to what happened. An ordinary person would have just kept it. After all, it was a computer error in his favour – who was losing out? Some big corporation somewhere?

He instead pressed the assistance buzzer on the machine and explained to the operator on the other end what had happened. The man on the other side commended him on his honesty and permitted the machine to accept the difference back.

I asked him later why he did that. I told him that that money could have seriously helped him out with his day to day expenses.

He smiled to me. He said, “Why should I keep something that isn’t mine? Something that I have not used my own hands to earn?”

I guess the moral of the story is that we should always work hard for what we get, because what is more important than the work we do or the money we earn is the lesson it provides us. There will be those who have more and those who have less, but at the day, our integrity and morality is all we have.

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Collaborative Writing Project

So I was thinking today about how I could try out a slightly different style of writing.
Then it occurred to me. Why not try collaborating with someone? I mulled the idea over a little and came to this basic conclusion. Allow me to explain. Continue reading

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A Breath of Something Else

But It Sure As Hell Ain’t Fresh

  • I almost never have a post like this.
  • That’s right, I mean in bullet points. For no reason.
  • No structured sentences. No long paragraphs.
  • Bliss.
  • I felt I should update a little on what I’ve been up to lately. Continue reading

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